I like making sex jokes bc I’m asexual and i don’t mean them at all so it’s an outside joke with the person and an inside joke with myself. it’s twice the amount of joke.
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable
Crystal Reed at Tyler Shield’s book launch for “The dirty side of Glamour” (Nov 9, 2013)
haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING